Here is a picture of some professional baseball players who are no doubt having a much more enjoyable and carefree experience moving than the author, who is currently in the midst of transporting all of his belongings across the city of Seattle from an apartment to a house while also painting many walls of said house and not getting very much sleep.
Also, Nick Punto lol.

Moving sucks, but moving during thebaseball season really sucks. I moved from an apartment to a house in July, with two kids under two. Lifting heavy things is awful. Painting is not fun. Waiting to get the internet and TV installed is terrible. If I move again I hope to have enough money to pay someone to do it for me.
Aaron, I don’t disagree with any of your opinions on moving!