#Twins will invite disaster if they think Vance Worley is lone solution to their problems. My column:
#Pirates will invite disaster if they think Jason Grilli is lone solution to their problems. My column:
#WhiteSox will invite disaster if they think Jeff Keppinger is lone solution to their problems. My column:
#Indians will invite disaster if they think Nick Swisher is lone solution to their problems. My column:
#Yankees will invite disaster if they think Massive Earthquake is lone solution to their problems. My column:
#Athletics will invite disaster if they build new stadium atop Mount Nyiragongo. My column:
#Brewers will invite disaster if they ask Land Slide over to their house, socially. My column:
