Some Potential Reasons Why No One Is Interested In Signing Edwin Jackson

He has bad breath caused by gingivitis

He’s refusing to sign with anyone but the Pirates

Long held suspicions regarding his involvement in covert German spy missions on US soil

A gross misunderstanding of his skill set, durability, and subsequent value to a baseball team

Reputation for constantly challenging teammates to fisticuffs

That fucking inverted W

Breathes too loud

Shameful, unrelenting racism


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