An Internetted Interpretation of a Probably Untrue Story Involving Orlando Cepeda and Joey Jay

Over at the wonderful baseball enthusiast destination NotGraphs, author Jack Moore recently recounted a story heard by him and others at the totally reasonable in name length 2nd annual Selig Distinguished Lecture in Sport and Society at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. You can review the whole yarn in the post, but allow me to paraphrase by saying that it involves the sport of baseball, those who play it professionally, and the word “cocksucker.” Needless to say, my interest was piqued. As a result, I took it upon myself to generate a  bit of an internet inspired retelling of the (supposed) events. We’re resorting to parentheses here because thanks to The Common Man of Platoon Advantage fame, this story might not actually be altogether true. To that I say: It’s Friday afternoon, the beer has begun to flow, and this is all I’m going to be capable of. My bed has been made, I shall now lie down. To wit:

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One thought on “An Internetted Interpretation of a Probably Untrue Story Involving Orlando Cepeda and Joey Jay

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    PRICELESS, Fo SHO!!!

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