These are the best shirts because they are not true and are therefore extremely audacious. Anyone purchasing one of these T-shirts and wearing them will be unmistakably not a Major League baseball player, yet alone a Major League Baseball player skilled enough to be voted as an All-Star representative for either league. You see Clayton Kershaw over there? He’s but one example of a real life Major League All-Star who might comfortably wear this T-shirt. I’m not some condescending, high-nosed, cultured sports enthusiast, so I have no issue with the use of the word “We” in the slogan. What strikes me is the phrase “I Play for the National/American League.” No you don’t. You do not.