Now that we’re on the same page, I mean, what? How did that even happen and what could possibly go through a grown human’s brain in order to make them react in such an amazingly graceless and insecure manner? To be fair, it’s pretty common knowledge that most people who pay five dollars to watch a Class A game on a Wednesday night aren’t actually interested in the sport of baseball, and are instead, umpiring enthusiasts, but I believe this performance was a bit overzealous at best. At worst it was an embarrassing display of egomaniacal hubris and pitiful human weakness that plagues all of mankind and our silly, stupid little minds. Or something like that.