Some Possible Reasons Why Mike Francesa Fell Asleep On Air

He was:

Listening to trite, cliche, and otherwise meaningless commentary on the state of the New York Yankees Baseball Club.

Falling into a hypoglycemic coma due to low blood sugar.

Reaching the end of a 60-hour long bender.

Deeply contemplating the etymological origins of a name like Sweeny Murti.

Totally mailing it in.

Slowly surrendering to the calm and peaceful embrace of death.

Slamming heroin.

Being all old.

Just really tired.


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