Call to the Pen: B.J. Upton and Justin Upton Have Big Plans For Atlanta

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And what might those plans be? That is an excellent question that an author of a blog post might strategically plant into the imaginary minds of his imaginary readers in order to best lead his content into an awkward and predetermined space. The Uptons are brothers, separated by a mere three years. They are no doubt close, and enjoy each others company. They even have shared interests and professional ambitions! What might those two scoundrels be up to now that they’ve been brought back together? Here are some ideas.

Finally get the Gold Cup on every track in Mario Cart, both SNES and N64.

Combine their individual wardrobes into one, massive, unstoppable and stylish super shared wardrobe.

Go halfsies on that Groupon for golf lessons and split the instruction time evenly.

Complete a 3-D puzzle of the London Bridge.

Act out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles battle scenes with B.J. as Leonardo and Justin as Raphael.

Put together the K’NEX roller coaster.

Share notes on the repertoires and tendencies of opposing pitchers as to gain a strategic advantage against other baseball teams.

Consult each other for advice in regards to haircuts and facial grooming.

Order pizza for dinner like, every night.

Get bunk beds.

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