I like my Hall of Famers to be mediocre, and with mustaches. Just something I believe in.
He was nice to my dad one time and so I always promised myself I would honor that kindness in this way.
I totally buy into all that garbage people say about the ninth inning, and mentality, and heart and guts and grit and saves and shit.
One of the greatest baseball players of all time, but he was probably a cheat, so as a sign of protest I waited until the fourth spot on my ballot to list him.