The linked to post at Call to the Pen—the post that posits the question “whose stove is the hottest stove?” and then goes on to not really answer the question at all—opens with a picture of Former President Jimmy Carter wearing an Atlanta Braves baseball cap. Much like this post, that post only gets worse thereafter.
The Atlanta Braves
Simmering for some time, the Braves recently got boiling, locking up free agent outfielder B.J. Upton to a five-year, $75 million deal. They’ve also been talking to Chad Durbin, and are rumored to have discussed trade possibilities with the Twins for Denard Span. The Braves get points for a wide range (ha!) of heat dispersion, as well as the largest, most recent, flame ignition.
Hot Stove Rating: Three steaming kettles and a pan of popping bacon fat.