Tag Archives: Sabermetrics

Call to the Pen: Old Man Baseball Writer Irritates, Saddens

My most recent post over at Call to the Pen went up yesterday, and it’s about this article this one old dude wrote about how dumb and inhuman and elitist (read: intelligent) sabermetrics are and how they don’t account for awesome human emotions and feelings and whatever other nonsense he said that I can’t even remember anymore because I’m so bored by the whole thing. I wrote about how tired all of this is, and how it kind of bums me out when old dudes, who I assume to be perfectly pleasant and affable gentleman in real life, spout this garbage and get the whole internet up in a puff and mad at them. We should all be friends! We all like baseball and could talk about it together! Maybe. I normally post these companion posts here on the same day of the Call to the Pen publishing, but this time I’m a day late. Mixing it up, people. Keeping shit fresh.

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Everything You Need to Know About Sabermetrics

  • Small sample UZR data is worthless
  • So is large sample UZR data
  • UZR is way better than Total Zone
  • Bunting is just the worst
  • Except every now and then it’s OK
  • We don’t know how to evaluate GMs at all
  • That GM is an idiot
  • Every non-saber-friendly GM is super good at scouting and drafting
  • The Director of Scouting deserves most credit for successful drafts
  • xFIP is the best
  • xFIP is bullshit
  • Matt Cain
  • FIP is the superior pitching metric
  • SIERRA is better than FIP
  • It doesn’t really matter
  • Something about catcher defense
  • And pitch framing
  • Small sample size
  • Pitcher Wins
  • Saves
  • ERA
  • That’s a straw man
  • WAR is the best
  • WAR has serious flaws
  • No one knows anything
  • I know everything
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